Monday, August 8, 2011

BUI....

What is a BUI, you ask?  Well, my brother has shown us why Bicycling and Drinking do not mix (BUI = Bicycling Under the Influence).
Saturday morning, my brother calls.  I answer, like the sweet loving sister that I am "Why are you calling me at this hour?"  I mean, it wasn't even 7 am.
"Well, I think I broke my wrist."  Hmmm, my 21-year-old brother may have broken his wrist.  "How did you do that?" I ask.
"Well, I was REALLY drunk last night and rode my bike home.  I was going way too fast, went off the sidewalk, and then over the handle bars."
Is it wrong that I wanted to laugh at this point?  I wasn't the only one that wanted to laugh.  The ER nurse was sporting quite the amused smirk later that morning.
Anyway, this is what happens when you drink and bike.


His wrist wasn't broken, but he bruised his back, his shoulder, did this to his arm and cut up his ankles too.  Oh yeah, did I not mention that he was drunk biking in flip flops?

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