Horn Finger Evolution Revolution

So, I have been waiting and working and waiting and working and stressing and waiting and stressing and working and trying to get to 35 lbs of weight loss before writing my next weight loss update.

It hasn't happened.

Sonofabitch!

Now you see why I stress, and work and what not.

I give up.  Today, I am writing an update on my weight loss.  I have lost 34.6 lbs.  Not 35 lbs.  But - that's ok.

You want to know why that's ok?

Because I had an idea today.  Today, after our WW meeting, my co-worker and I went to Jimmy John's for lunch.  Did you know that they have free smells there? I mean, what a bargain!

Any who - Jenny and I were leaving the sandwich shop, sandwiches in hand, after getting our free smells, when some dude walked behind my car as I was backing up.  Like he had a death wish - or the dream of getting hit by a middle class girl driving a Dodge cross-over and then suing her for the little money she might have.

Oy.

After we left, discussing why would someone walk behind you when you're driving I decided that humans should have horns.

Totally.

I mean, wouldn't it be awesome to have a horn for the dumb and annoying things that happen to you?

Baby eating dirt off the floor, it's mom not paying attention - HORN!

Crazy woman yelling at cashier in store - HORN!

Mother in law talking - HORN!

Mother talking - HORN!

I think you get my drift.

Jenny thought wouldn't it be funny if the horn was in their nose, but that is just preposterous.  I mean, how would you use that on purpose?  And what would happen if you sneeze?  No, Jenny, you are obviously not thinking this through.  (P.s. this idea is REALLY why you had a nose bleed today.  Even your nose disagreed).

Truly - this new horn should be in your finger!  Can you imagine?  Someone's backing up and doesn't see you - just point, and HORN!!  Or, you send your kids to their room, and they are yelling and crying and all you have to do is point and HORN!  You get your point across AND you drown them out.  BRILLIANT!  However, there may be one downside - for people that talk with their hands.  It's going to sound as if they have the dirtiest mouths in the world when they are all "And then the BEEP BEEP BEEP said they would make it happen.  BEEP, but they didn't.  BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP!  Also, for baseball players - pointing to where they want to hit the ball?  Or the catcher giving signals?  The ball park would be one big BEEP BEEEP BEEP BEEEEEP.  It would sound like BEEPING Morse code.

Any who - what a great idea right?  Let's start the Horn-Finger-Evolution-Revolution!